Emily Epstein
 
Comedian, writer, and storyteller Emily Epstein has been trapped in a self-cleaning toilet and has stitches from a treadmill accident. She performs all around New York City, the Northeast, and the West Coast, (not to mention a boat in the middle of the Yangtze River in China). She has been featured in the New York Underground Comedy Festival, the Boston Globe, and was on Good Morning America. She has also written for such publications as Travelistic.com, Gawker.com, and the Hartford Courant.